I Do Not Speak Tumblr
I firmly believe this is how Hawkeye cooks, when he cooks at all. “Cans! Dump them in pan! DELICIOUSNESS ENSUES!” Then he sings a little song about catsup. This is the kind of thing my friend R used to cook. R: How does it taste?Sam: Not bad!R: I made it from scratch from a can. Note: If he tells you it’s tortellini in pasta sauce, double-check that it’s not tortellini in leftover sloppy joe mix. While they do look similar, they are NOT THE SAME. [From The Mighty Marvel Superheroes’ Cookbook, original image linked here.]

I firmly believe this is how Hawkeye cooks, when he cooks at all. “Cans! Dump them in pan! DELICIOUSNESS ENSUES!” Then he sings a little song about catsup.

This is the kind of thing my friend R used to cook.

R: How does it taste?
Sam: Not bad!
R: I made it from scratch from a can.

Note: If he tells you it’s tortellini in pasta sauce, double-check that it’s not tortellini in leftover sloppy joe mix. While they do look similar, they are NOT THE SAME.

[From The Mighty Marvel Superheroes’ Cookbook, original image linked here.]

Posted 3 months ago
265 notes
Tagged: hawkeye, hawkguy, corned beef hash, .
  1. superherocomics reblogged this from gailsimone
  2. mistygeek reblogged this from gailsimone
  3. crispycritters reblogged this from finksvoiceofreason
  4. finksvoiceofreason reblogged this from mibale
  5. tedbelmont reblogged this from billcorbett
  6. mokonalikescake reblogged this from gailsimone
  7. alchemyprime reblogged this from gailsimone
  8. atlasaire reblogged this from alexandraerin
  9. madladyrandom reblogged this from billcorbett and added:
    Maybe that’s why Dr. Selvig didn’t sound overly found of Barton at the beginning of The Avengers—he’d been forced to eat...
  10. iworkatshield reblogged this from lauralot89
  11. we--protect--each--other reblogged this from mishacollins-tongue
  12. mistressawesome reblogged this from socialhalitosis
  13. socialhalitosis reblogged this from thegroovygatsby
  14. thegroovygatsby reblogged this from lokiofgallifrey
  15. lokiofgallifrey reblogged this from spyderwoman
  16. justwickedly reblogged this from sherlocked
  17. spyderwoman reblogged this from sherlocked
  18. sherlocked reblogged this from alexandraerin
  19. truxillogical reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    I love this so much for reasons. Part one being that I love Clint’s carnie-style cooking. Part two being that it’s even...
  20. betsybradd reblogged this from hackedmotionsensors
  21. xandertheundead reblogged this from hackedmotionsensors
  22. bowtiesforthewin reblogged this from handsyscandalmaker
  23. handsyscandalmaker reblogged this from zaffre
  24. becausefangirl reblogged this from hackedmotionsensors
  25. ladypsyren reblogged this from hackedmotionsensors
  26. zaffre reblogged this from hackedmotionsensors
  27. hawkeye-in-the-sky reblogged this from my-name-is-not-agent and added:
    … no comment.
  28. gryffindorandsly reblogged this from hackedmotionsensors
  29. pepperjamco reblogged this from hackedmotionsensors
  30. my-name-is-not-agent reblogged this from hawkeye-in-the-sky and added:
    I know. This is probably a different you. But the song, Clint. I would not put that past you.
  31. maiea-osc reblogged this from gailsimone and added:
    Amused. XD