knottahooker:

Pretzel cat.

I once read a short story as a child where the protagonist had been told that if you tug on a cat’s upraised leg when it’s like that, you get a wish.

It went as well as you’d expect, for him, but every time I see that pose…I consider it.

ogredrew:

queersuperteens:

ceidson:

campusbeefcake:

this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.

where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?  

its like the photographer was drunk or something.

seriously why even make this post?

Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?

…yeah, i don’t get it.  

must be a hipster blog thing? dunno.

Yanno, I had something to say about these, but then I sneezed and for the life of me I can’t remember what it was.

IIII I

stuckinabucket:

bluelightseven replied to your post: Love the post on 1st Defenestration of Prague, but…

FUCKING POPE WARS, MAN. Also, I cannot WAIT until we get a Pope Whatever XXX.

Pope Wars, indeed.  I think it’s gonna be a while until we get up to 30, though.  Unless somebody really decides to go for it?  Which could be a thing.  It’s been a while since anybody’s had a really proper antipope, but the hypercatholics who think everybody since WWI has been too soft on heathens to be considered a proper pope are working on it.  As far as most people are concerned, though, it looks like nobody’s even hit the upper 20s yet.

Pope Whatever is totally going to be the first hipster pope.

In nomine patris et irony et spiritus pabstus….

100+ years of combat: Wolverine remains physically unchanged.

25 years of teaching: Wolverine suddenly ages dramatically. 

[From Wolverine And The X-Men #29, 2013.]

EMH Clint/Natasha is the best Clint/Natasha. 

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #4, 2012.]

For Knotta.

stuckinabucket:

So, the First Defenestration of Prague.

I just made a truly undignified LOLing noise at work.

thaddeusfavour:

phatfred:

winneganfake:

Balls. 

I still maintain that it’s best to use the cover of darkness to stealthily approach one’s enemies, douse them liberally with gasoline, and apply a well-lit match. Nothing else quite lights up a room properly, and the flames are nice and festive. 

Perfect comment is perfect.

Oh yeah! I’m with the commenter.

I believe it was Terry Pratchett who said “It is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”

Which explains a lot about the City Watch.

The Peace Corpse has got to be the worst name for a supervillain team ever.

[From Avengers #319, 1990.]

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

Tony Stark: if he does something, he does it all the way.

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #1, 2012.]

I really want to know what Tony did in Antarctica.

He’s probably somehow responsible for that polar bear.

Before I clicked the link, I thought you meant the one from Lost.

He’s probably responsible for that one too.

When normal people get drunk, they have bad ideas like climbing fences or trying to fry food. When Tony Stark gets drunk, things like the Polar Bear Environmental Adaptability Testing Programme are born.

knottahooker:

copperbadge:

Tony Stark: if he does something, he does it all the way.

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #1, 2012.]

I really want to know what Tony did in Antarctica.

He’s probably somehow responsible for that polar bear.

stuckinabucket:

Oh my god, you beautiful bastards.  Somebody made a lego diorama of the First Defenestration of Prague.

Above: Half a town council being hurled out windows by the power of Hussite rage.

(via eimearkuopio)

You’re totally not helping your “I’m not a defenestration blog” defence, btw. :D

Makes you look at “silken tofu” in a whole new light…

This was an ask that I’m going to keep anon:

But the story “Ender’s Game” does not have OSC’s controversial anti-gay message in it. To my mind, paying to see this movie supports the morals of the movie, not of the creator.

Hey, if that’s how you want to justify it to yourself, that’s fine, but the reality is that paying for the movie a) puts money in the pocket of a man who loudly supports bigotry, and b) tells the producers you don’t care that he’s a bigot.

Boycotting movies with messages that you disagree with is a great way to work towards preventing studios from making movies with that message again. But when the movie is fine and someone involved is the issue, boycotting can still be a useful method of protest.

The producers of the film care absolutely zip about the morals of the film as long as it makes them money. They care even less whether or not you support the morals of the film, as long as you give them money. This is an industry; money is what talks, full stop. You are giving them money, which means they have no reason not to collaborate with Card in the future, because your objection to his politics is less than your desire to pay them to see a movie.

Comic store owners talking about morality is not what got OSC’s Superman story put on hold. Comic store owners announcing loudly that they would not sell or purchase the anthology was what got the message across.

Look, guys, and this is not just addressed to the person above but to everyone: I don’t think you should pay to see this film, but if you want to see it and you can’t wait or pirate, just go see it. Stop trying to defend yourself to me, I don’t care about your guilt or lack thereof and I’m not going to absolve you; I’m not actually empowered by anything or anyone to do so. I would rather someone be honest that they want to see the movie too badly to skip it than make up reasons to ignore Card’s politics. Own your actions.

In the grand scheme of any equality movement, whether or not you see a movie is not that big a deal. It is much more important that you support equality, vote for equality, and protest inequality as and how you can in the political arena.

Srsly. Take the energy you’re about to expend arguing with me and use it against someone who’s actually trying to harm people.

Tony Stark: if he does something, he does it all the way.

[From Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #1, 2012.]