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kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

We’ve changed our fan belts and our gears are grinding all the time….

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

We’ve changed our fan belts and our gears are grinding all the time….

I’ll be streaming that nightmare-fuel fest, Return To Oz, tonight at 7 central, or in about two hours. Stream opens in 90 minutes (at 6:30) for chatter and muzak! 

gryphonrhi replied to your post “I Regret Nothing”

I don’t know. I think you’re at least as likely to be remembered for The .Doc File of J Alfred Prufrock?

You know, though, Doc File was there and then it was gone — it’s not like anyone ever comments on it anymore. It was a wild two-day ride, but since then it’s been basically radio silence, while I still get comments on the LOLCat fic. :D

Even Rocky had a montage
archwrites: y'all I've been thinking, I want avengers 2 to be like at least 30% teambuilding activities, with like a training montage and then they use the Flying V or something
copperbadge: Oh my god an Avengers training montage
copperbadge: I need it
resplendeo: what music playing
copperbadge: Eye of the Tiger
resplendeo: because several options
copperbadge: No, Led Zeppelin
archwrites: which one, Sam?
copperbadge: The one that starts NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAH NAAAH NAAH NAAAAH wait I'll find it [Kashmir, he meant Kashmir]
KnottaHooker: that's unhelpful
resplendeo: that could be so many songs, sam
KnottaHooker: :{
KnottaHooker: :P
archwrites: Tony would try to make it "Shoot to Thrill"
resplendeo: or iron man
archwrites: hahahaha he tries to use "Iron Man" and everybody just SHUTS HIM DOWN
archwrites: "This is a TEAM EXERCISE, Tony"
series: ahahahaa
copperbadge: I love Kashmir but can never remember the name
archwrites: it would also be really funny to have a training montage to like Frank Sinatra
series: pfffff
copperbadge: Or it cuts back and forth
archwrites: "Fly Me to the Moon", and Iron Man's like thorwing Steve
copperbadge: Like, everyone else is listening to Shoot to Thrill and Smells Like Teen Spirit
KnottaHooker: HAHAHAHA
archwrites: AHAHAHA
copperbadge: Steve, Bucky, Sam are over there training to Glenn Miller
series: omg
resplendeo: tony starts blasting Star Spangled Man
archwrites: no way, Sam's trolling them all, keeps putting on "Sexual Healing"
series: ahahahaha
copperbadge: Or "It's all right"
copperbadge: It's all riiiiight have a good tiiiiime cause it's all riiiiiight
resplendeo: what would Natasha be listening to?
copperbadge: Lady Gaga
resplendeo: ooh
archwrites: Beyonce!
copperbadge: Or as she calls it
copperbadge: Lady Gaga Shut Up I Like It
resplendeo: ah
copperbadge: Oh Beyonce even better
KnottaHooker: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU
series: omg pls
resplendeo: no
KnottaHooker: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
series: no knotta
resplendeo: no
resplendeo: nono
archwrites: Natasha, Sharon, and Maria Hill, having the most badass training session ever to Beyonce
archwrites: HAHAHAHA KNOTTA
resplendeo: yes
copperbadge: They woke up like this!
JabberwockyPie: Yes!
I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you
ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via dutchster)
I Regret Nothing

That post title is a bit of a lie, but it’s also an excellent opening thesis statement. At least, I regret nothing vital.

I am catching up on about three months of back-reading, and my latest read is “The Author Sends Her Regrets” by Elizabeth Minkel, one of many reactions to JK Rowling’s recent remarks about what she might have done differently in her books. Minkel’s article echoed a lot of thoughts I had about Rowling’s remarks, but more importantly, it moved on to showcase five “Authorial Regrets” — mistakes that five great authors in history made, and how they dealt with them later.

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shesonlylittle:

copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

Just let me Collie my assistant, Spaniel.

In the meantime do you require emergency medogal assistance?

shesonlylittle:

copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

Just let me Collie my assistant, Spaniel.

In the meantime do you require emergency medogal assistance?

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree andwoah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

#Macbeth fandom takes a post

Baby Ent’s first day of school.

alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree and

woah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

Baby Ent’s first day of school.

PROUD TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF THIS

PROUD TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF THIS

tzikeh:

tastefullyoffensive:

[bbatton]

Paging @copperbadge…

MagNeato never tries to escape, but he does frequently knock over the bathroom trash can and then make a mess of its contents. I walk in there and I’m like “when did I get a dog? Oh wait.”

tzikeh:

tastefullyoffensive:

[bbatton]

Paging @copperbadge

MagNeato never tries to escape, but he does frequently knock over the bathroom trash can and then make a mess of its contents. I walk in there and I’m like “when did I get a dog? Oh wait.”

inprnt:

"Portrait of a Family" by Jessica Warrick on INPRNT

Adorable art plus an awesome shout out to Magritte!

inprnt:

"Portrait of a Family" by Jessica Warrick on INPRNT

Adorable art plus an awesome shout out to Magritte!

Hiya! In case you ever want to write old-timey banana nostalgia, I can tell you exactly how fucking marvellous Gros Michels are. I've had them, they still grow 'em in Thailand. They're gloriously, *actually* sweet, with a texture that's both firmer and silkier than the Cavendish. Bigger, too. And the flavour is like... ok, you know how artificial banana doesn't taste like bananas? It does, though! It tastes like a Gros Michel. Eating one is like eating a stick of banana pudding. Amazing.
Anonymous

See, I wonder. Because I don’t like the taste of banana flavored foodstuffs; I find the flavoring cloying and overly rich. But I’m a supertaster. So the Replacement Bananas that everyone writing an article about this says taste like paste actually are quite delightful to me. It’s so rare to find something with such a mild, delicate sweet taste. 

All this said, it is amazing that we can pop a banana-flavored candy in our mouths and taste how things used to taste in the past, but don’t anymore. It’s like hearing a tape recording of Shakespeare or something. On a smaller, fruitier scale, but still.

missbuster:

I feel like @copperbadge should have something to say about this….
http://marvel.wikia.com/What_If%3F_Vol_2_34

True fact: in the course of my work as a researcher, I once wrote a biography of the midwest’s biggest laundromat baron. You’d be surprised how much money is apparently in coin-op laundry.
The above image is baffling (Why is Hawkeye naked, or alternately, why is he being called Tony Stark, or alternately still, why is Tony Stark cosplaying Hawkeye?) until you see the whole thing:

[From What If…? #34, 1992.]
I mean, clearly this one-panel joke was totally constructed around making Iron Man say he had some Pressing Business, but if you take it seriously for a second it implies that the Avengers basically just run around the mansion in various states of near-complete undress. A theme which I have addressed before, actually.
What If #34 is like if Mad Magazine and the Avengers had a baby. My other favourite one-panel from the comic is an X-Men panel:

*jazz hands*

missbuster:

I feel like @copperbadge should have something to say about this….

http://marvel.wikia.com/What_If%3F_Vol_2_34

True fact: in the course of my work as a researcher, I once wrote a biography of the midwest’s biggest laundromat baron. You’d be surprised how much money is apparently in coin-op laundry.

The above image is baffling (Why is Hawkeye naked, or alternately, why is he being called Tony Stark, or alternately still, why is Tony Stark cosplaying Hawkeye?) until you see the whole thing:

[From What If…? #34, 1992.]

I mean, clearly this one-panel joke was totally constructed around making Iron Man say he had some Pressing Business, but if you take it seriously for a second it implies that the Avengers basically just run around the mansion in various states of near-complete undress. A theme which I have addressed before, actually.

What If #34 is like if Mad Magazine and the Avengers had a baby. My other favourite one-panel from the comic is an X-Men panel:

*jazz hands*

copperbadge:

copperbadge:

HR Office: Dear Sam: due to your recent position/title change, you will need to update your profile in the database.
Sam: Are you sure this went to the right Sam? I haven’t had a position change since 2012.
HR Office: You should check with your manager.

Well, that’s not unsettling at all…

Boss: Sorry, HR got ahead of us! We’ll be meeting on Monday morning to talk about your new role. This shouldn’t be a complete surprise since we’ve talked about your goals for growth, and about the new business manager taking over some of your duties. It’s a good direction for you and the team. We’ll talk more on Monday!

Holy shit I just got a promotion. Like without applying for it or anything. Straight-up out of the blue promotion. 

Holy shit

We had the meeting this morning. I am now a full-on Research Analyst.